Annnnnnd. The ants are EVERYWHERE.

Story time!

So. 

As you all know,

I don't like bugs.

At all.

We don't have a good history.

And because of this 

history,

I do not like bugs.

They're not cool.

Anyway,

some of the bugs I like 

the least

are 

ants. 

Bleh.

They are so gross. 

Like, 

so gross.

Anyway,

there is not a shortage 

of ants here on 

American Samoa. 

They are 

EVERYWHERE.

In my apartment

we have ants 

that crawl all over 

the walls in

every 

room.

Every

room.

So, 

I've kinda gotten used to them.

Kinda. 

And you know, 

they're in the kitchen, 

so we have to keep 

everything we open 

in the fridge so that

they don't spoil the food. 

They crawl all down in the sink

so we have to do our 

dishes right away.

No big deal. 

It's really not too too terrible.

I could get used to it. 

I guess.

I guess, 

in a way, 

I've even gotten used to 

having them crawl on me

when I'm outside 

or whatever. 

Well, maybe not 

completely used to it, 

but starting to. 

It just kinda happens. 

Back to my story. 

I've drifted away into

a tangent of 

explaining the ants. 

So, last night,

we made cookies, 

and made our apartment all 

hot and everything.

(I am NEVER doing that again.

It was wayy too hot.)

But I put my computer on my bed

while we had some

people over to watch a movie.

Well, 

after the movie was over, 

and after everyone left,

after we cleaned up the kitchen,

I went to go get in bed.

I was tired, you see,

and, logically, 

I thought it would be a

good idea 

to go to bed. 

The ants

thought otherwise. 

I walked back into 

my room. 

And 

ALL OVER MY SHEETS

WERE HUNDREDS 

OF ANTS!!!

Are you kidding me?!

I was so, so, so

grossed out!! 

Ew!

So, there I was freaking out. 

Freaking out. 

Sarah,

my friend who's sharing a room with me,

was pretty freaked out as well. 

I have absolutely no 

idea where they all came from. 

It's like they just appeared 

out of thin air!

But anyway,

I pulled the sheets off my bed. 

And got my bug spray

and sprayed down my bed. 

I put some new sheets on.

Then, I sprayed those down

with bug spray, 

just in case.

So, I thought 

that I would be able to fall asleep

then. 

NOPE. 

I couldn't do it.
I could feel them crawling

all over me. 

Even though there weren't 

ANY there. 

It was terrible. 

Ew, ew, ew. 

I don't like bugs. 

I don't think I will ever like bugs. 

Anyway, 

that's my story. 

I hope it made you laugh.

And if it didn't, 

then you just read a 

terribly long 

post about 

insignificant ants. 

Blessings.